Anglicko-Česká Kniha Vtipů 2

Anglicko-Česká Kniha Vtipů 2 (The English Czech Joke Book) is an excellent way for Czechs to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Czech. More great jokes like:

The RSPCA were called in to investigate the death of a headmaster’s dog.

“Okay, so what happened?” asked the RSPCA man.

“I washed him, and then he died!” said the headmaster.

“Perhaps it was the soap that you used,” said the RSPCA man.

“Perhaps it was,” said the headmaster. “Or perhaps it was the washing machine that he didn’t like.”

soap – mýdlo

washing machine - pračka

 (We give you vocabulary to help you)

And on the next page,  a translation.

Zástupci RSPCA byli přivoláni, aby prozkoumali smrt ředitelova psa.

„Dobrá, tak co se vlastnĕ stalo?” zeptal se vyšetřovatel.

„Myl jsem ho a on pak umřel!” řekl ředitel.

„Možná to bylo tím mýdlem, co jste použil,” řekl vyšetřovatel.

„Možná ano,” řekl ředitel, „nebo se mu nezdála ta pračka.”

Don't forget, when you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all.

Anglicko-Česká Kniha Vtipů Cartoons

There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas

Little boy (in garden): Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back please?

Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?

Little boy: In the side of your cat.

Anglicko-Česká Kniha Vtipů Quiz!

There is a quiz to test your level of English using jokes.

Fun English quiz

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