Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov

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Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov is an excellent way for Slovak speakers to practise their English and also for English speakers to practise their Slovak. If you have an iPad you can hear the jokes as well as read them. In Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov you can read great jokes like:

“I’ve read so many books about smoking and drinking that I’ve decided to give it up.”
“Smoking or drinking?”
“Reading.”

Then on the next page, a translation.

   „Prečítal som toľko kníh o alkohole a cigaretách, že som sa rozhodol prestať s tým.”
   „S čím? Cigaretami a alkoholom?”
   „Nie, s čítaním.”

Don't forget, when you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all.

Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov Cartoons

There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas

“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

Dog reading cartoon

„Stratil sa mi pes!”
„Tak daj inzerát do novín!”
„Čo to je za bláznivý nápad? Veď on nevie čítať!”

Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov Quiz!

There are quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.

Easy English  Intermediate English  Advanced English

Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov – Audio!

Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov  currently available via iTunes. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:

Joke about a boy with an arrow

Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.

garden- záhrada (we give you vocabulary of difficult words)
arrow- šíp
side- strana

Chlapček (v záhrade): Prepáčte, pani Jonesová, môžete mi dať naspäť moj šíp?
Pani Jonesová: Samozrejme, Richard, a kde je?
Chlapček: No vo vašej mačke.

Ready to buy Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov? Which version do you need?

If you're lucky enough to have an iPad, iPhone or Mac computer with ibooks, you can enjoy Anglicko- Slovenská Kniha Vtipov as an audio version available on Apple Books

If you prefer to buy the book from AMAZON or SMASHWORDS, that is also possible.

There is also an audio version available on Apple Books.

Do you have any questions? Don't hesitate to contact us!