English Hindi Joke Book

The English Hindi joke book is a collection of 100 jokes in English and Hindi. For example:

A man of eighty visited his doctor.
“I’m going to be married next week, doctor.”
“Very good,” said the doctor. “How old is your lady friend?”
“Eighteen,” replied the man.
“My goodness!” said the doctor. “I should warn you that any activity in bed could be fatal.”
“Well,” said the man. “If she dies, she dies.”

English Hindi Joke Book - Translations

If you're having problems with the English, you can read the Hindi translation on the following page.

English Hindi Joke Book - Cartoons

There are some amusing cartoons throughout the book.

“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

English Hindi Joke Book Audio

The English actor Tim Shoesmith made recordings of all the jokes. Here is a sample: Joke about a boy with an arrow
Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.

Which version of the book do you need?

The English Hindi Joke Book (with full English audio) is now available from Apple Books!

The audio-free version of the book is now available from Smashwords (mobi, epub and other formats).