Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català 1

Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català is an excellent way for Catalan people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Catalan.

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In Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català you can read jokes like:

“Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory!”
“Mmmm, when did this start?”
“When did what start?”

On the following page you can read a translation:

- Doctor, doctor, estic perdent la memòria!
- Mmmmm, quan va començar?
- Quan va començar què?

or this classic:

“Mummy, I don't like this meat. Can I give it to the dog?”
“No, dear, that is the dog.”

- Mare, no m’agrada aquesta carn, li puc donar al gos?
- No, rei, això és el gos.

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Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català Cartoons

There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas

“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

an advertisement - un anunci (We also help you with the difficult words)

- He perdut el meu gos!
- Hauries de posar un anunci al diari.
- Quina bestiesa! No sap llegir.

Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català Quiz!

There is a quiz to test your level of English using jokes.

Fun English quiz

Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català Audio!

Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català  currently available via Apple Books. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:

Joke about a boy with an arrow

Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.

Nen petit (en un jardí): - Perdoni, Sra. Jones, em podria tornar la fletxa?
La senyora Jones: - És clar, Richard, on és?
Nen: - Clavada al gat.

Ready to buy Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català? Which version do you need?

If you're lucky enough to have an iPad, iPhone or Mac computer with ibooks, you can enjoy Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català as an audio version available on Apple Books

If you prefer to buy the e-book from AMAZON or SMASHWORDS, that is also possible.

There is also a paperback version available from Amazon.