CARTE DE GLUME VERSIUNE BILINGVA is an excellent way for Romanian people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Romanian. Great jokes like:
“Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I’m sixteen?”
to wear (wore, worn) – a purta (haine, accesorii) (vocabulary to help you)
bra – sutien
And on the following page, a translation if you need it.
“Mami, pot sa port sutien acuma ca am 16 ani?”
Un barbat de 80 ani merse la doctor.
“Ma casatoresc saptamana viitoare.”
“Foarte bine”, zise doctorul. “Cati ani are prietena dvs?”
“18”, raspunse omul.
“Dumnezeule! Trebuie sa va previn ca orice fel de activitate in pat poate fi fatala.”
”Pai”, zise barbatul, “Daca moare, moare.”
Carte De Glume Versiune article
You can read an article about the book on Romanian Insider
Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Cartoons
There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas
“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”
to lose (lost, lost) – a pierde
to put (put, put) – a pune
advertisement – anunt
crazy – nebun
„Mi-am pierdut cainele!“
„Ar trebui sa dai un anunt la ziar.“
„Asta e o nebunie! Doar nu stie sa citeasca.“
Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Quiz!
There are quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.
Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Audio!
Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Carte De Glume Versiune currently available via Apple Books. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:
Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.
Ready to buy Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva? Which version do you need?
Hundreds of people have bought Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva which is available in a variety of formats but you need to choose the correct version for your device. (Don’t worry if you get it wrong, contact us and we’ll send you the correct version).
The pdf version, which you can download from this page, can be read on most devices.
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There is also an audio version available on iTunes.