Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Lb. Engleza – Lb. Romana

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CARTE DE GLUME VERSIUNE BILINGVA is an excellent way for Romanian people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Romanian. Great jokes like:

“Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I’m sixteen?”

“No, David.”

to wear (wore, worn) – a purta (haine, accesorii) (vocabulary to help you)

bra - sutien

And on the following page, a translation if you need it.

“Mami, pot sa port sutien acuma ca am 16 ani?”

“Nu, David.”

Un barbat de 80 ani merse la doctor.

“Ma casatoresc saptamana viitoare.”

“Foarte bine”, zise doctorul. “Cati ani are prietena dvs?”

“18”, raspunse omul.

“Dumnezeule! Trebuie sa va previn ca orice fel de activitate in pat poate fi fatala.”

”Pai”, zise barbatul, “Daca moare, moare.”

Carte De Glume Versiune article

You can read an article about the book on Romanian Insider

Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Cartoons

There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas

“I’ve lost my dog!”

“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”

“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

to lose (lost, lost) – a pierde

to put (put, put) – a pune

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crazy – nebun

Dog reading cartoon

„Mi-am pierdut cainele!“

„Ar trebui sa dai un anunt la ziar.“

„Asta e o nebunie! Doar nu stie sa citeasca.“

Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Quiz!

There are quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.

Easy English  Intermediate English  Advanced English

Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Audio!

Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Carte De Glume Versiune  currently available via Apple Books. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:

[audio mp3="https://www.languagelearningjokebooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/boy-in-garden-arrow-side-of-cat.mp3"][/audio]

Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?

Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?

Little boy: In the side of your cat.

Ready to buy Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva? Which version do you need?

If you're lucky enough to have an iPad, iPhone or Mac computer with ibooks, you can enjoy Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva as an audio version available on Apple Books

If you prefer to buy the book from AMAZON or SMASHWORDS, that is also possible.

There is also a paperback version available from Amazon.

And don't forget the audio version available on iTunes.

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CARTE DE GLUME VERSIUNE BILINGVA is an excellent way for Romanian people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Romanian. Great jokes like:

“Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I’m sixteen?”

“No, David.”

to wear (wore, worn) – a purta (haine, accesorii) (vocabulary to help you)

bra - sutien

And on the following page, a translation if you need it.

“Mami, pot sa port sutien acuma ca am 16 ani?”

“Nu, David.”

Un barbat de 80 ani merse la doctor.

“Ma casatoresc saptamana viitoare.”

“Foarte bine”, zise doctorul. “Cati ani are prietena dvs?”

“18”, raspunse omul.

“Dumnezeule! Trebuie sa va previn ca orice fel de activitate in pat poate fi fatala.”

”Pai”, zise barbatul, “Daca moare, moare.”

Carte De Glume Versiune article

You can read an article about the book on Romanian Insider

Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Cartoons

There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas

“I’ve lost my dog!”

“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”

“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

to lose (lost, lost) – a pierde

to put (put, put) – a pune

advertisement - anunt

crazy – nebun

Dog reading cartoon

„Mi-am pierdut cainele!“

„Ar trebui sa dai un anunt la ziar.“

„Asta e o nebunie! Doar nu stie sa citeasca.“

Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Quiz!

There are quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.

Easy English  Intermediate English  Advanced English

Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva Audio!

Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Carte De Glume Versiune  currently available via Apple Books. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:

[audio mp3="https://www.languagelearningjokebooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/boy-in-garden-arrow-side-of-cat.mp3"][/audio]

Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?

Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?

Little boy: In the side of your cat.

Ready to buy Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva? Which version do you need?

If you're lucky enough to have an iPad, iPhone or Mac computer with ibooks, you can enjoy Carte De Glume Versiune Bilingva as an audio version available on Apple Books

If you prefer to buy the book from AMAZON or SMASHWORDS, that is also possible.

There is also a paperback version available from Amazon.

And don't forget the audio version available on iTunes.

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