Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти – I (English Bulgarian Joke Book 1) is a collection of 100 jokes in easy English and is an excellent way for Bulgarian people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Bulgarian.
Great jokes like:
A primary school teacher was sitting on a bus. She was fairly sure that she recognised the man opposite her. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you the father of one of my children?”
If you’re having problems, there’s a translation on the following page.
Начална учителка пътувала в автобус. Убедена, че познава седящия срещу нея мъж, попитала:” Простете, не сте ли бащата на едно от моите деца?”
Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти Cartoons!
There are also lots of cartoons drawn by the award-winning cartoonist, Ilja Bereznickas.
“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”
“Загубих кучето си!”
“Трябва да пуснеш обява във вестника.”
“Няма смисъл. То не може да чете.”
Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти Quiz!
There are three quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.
Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти Audio!
Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and this audio version of Английско – Български Сборник От Анекдоти is currently available via iTunes. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced.
Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.
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