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English Cantonese Joke Book

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The English Cantonese Joke Book is a collection of 100 jokes in easy English. For example:

A man of eighty visited his doctor.

“I’m going to be married next week, doctor.”

“Very good,” said the doctor. “How old is your lady friend?”

“Eighteen,” replied the man.

“My goodness!” said the doctor. “I should warn you that any activity in bed could be fatal.”

“Well,” said the man. “If she dies, she dies.”

to be married – 結婚

My goodness! – 天啊!

to warn – 警告

If you need extra help there is a translation on the following page.

一個80歲的老頭兒找他的醫生。

“大夫,我下周要結婚啦。”

“很好,”醫生說,“你的女朋友多大了?”

“18歲了,”老頭兒說。

“天啊!”醫生說。“我要警告你,任何床上運動都可能是致命的。”

“好吧,”老頭兒說。“如果她死了,就死了吧。”

 

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