English Hindi Joke Book

Description

Spread your love of language learning

A man of eighty visited his doctor.

“I’m going to be married next week, doctor.”

“Very good,” said the doctor. “How old is your lady friend?”

“Eighteen,” replied the man.

“My goodness!” said the doctor. “I should warn you that any activity in bed could be fatal.”

“Well,” said the man. “If she dies, she dies.”

“I’ve lost my dog!”

“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”

“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”

English Hindi Joke Book Quiz

Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?

Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?

Little boy: In the side of your cat.

The audio-free version of the book is now available from Smashwords (mobi, epub and other formats).