Learn Portuguese With Jokes

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Learn Portuguese With Jokes is a collection of 100 jokes in easy Portuguese with English translations. The book is not for complete beginners of Portuguese but give it a try – you might be pleasantly surprised by how much you know.

The book with Portuguese and Brazilian audio is available from AppleBooks (iOS only).

Or as a paperback from Amazon. (Great present for a fan of Portuguese) (commission link).

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Many millions of people around the world want to improve their Portuguese. Are you one of them? Have you tried Learn-Portuguese-in-a-week CD ROMS, boring grammar courses, mind-numbing self study courses? Are you looking for something that is a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Improve your Portuguese without even realising it? A great way to impress your Portuguese-speaking friends? Look no further. Learn Portuguese With Jokes – an excellent way for English speakers to practise their Portuguese.

It only takes a minute to download the book so very soon you can be reading great jokes like:

“Mamã, posso usar soutien, agora que já tenho dezasseis anos?”

“Não, David.”

usar – wear

soutien – bra

or this classic:

Um homem de oitenta anos foi ao seu médico.

“Vou casar-me na próxima semana, senhor doutor.”

“Muito bem,” disse o médico. “Que idade tem a sua amiga?”

“Dezoito,” respondeu o homem.

“Meu deus!” disse o médico. “Devo avisá-lo que qualquer atividade na cama poderá ser fatal.”

“Bem,” disse o homem. “Se ela morrer, morre.”

casar-se – be married

responder – reply

meu deus – my goodness!

avisar – warn

morrer – die

Learn Portuguese With Jokes – Cartoons!

There are also cartoons drawn by the award-winning cartoonist, Ilja Bereznickas.

– ¡He perdido mi perro!

– Deberías poner un anuncio en el periódico.

– ¡Tonto! No sabe leer.

dog joke cartoon


Learn Portuguese With Jokes – Audio!

There is now a new version of Learn Portuguese With Jokes. The book contains 100 audio files provided by two people: Giselle from Brazil and David from Portugal. At the moment the book is only available from Apple Books (for people with Macs, iPads or iPhones) but hopefully that will change soon. It is possible to download a sample of the book so you can check it out and decide whether your Portuguese is good enough to understand the jokes. Here’s an example:

Menino: (no jardim) Desculpe, Senhora Jones, pode devolver-me a minha seta, por favor?

Senhora Jones: Claro Richard. Onde está?

Menino: No lado do seu gato. 

jardim – garden

seta – arrow

lado – side


Ready to buy Learn Portuguese With Jokes – Which version do you need?

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Download the MOBI version directly from the site. Download the EPUB version directly from the site. Download the PDF version directly from the site.

The latest version is with full Portuguese audio and is available from Apple Books (for people with Macs, iPads or iPhones)

If you are a teacher or school, please contact us for very special rates for class licences of the book.

If you prefer to buy the book from AMAZON or SMASHWORDS, that is also possible.

Also please contact us if you’re not sure which version you need and we’ll be happy to advise you. 

Don’t forget, when you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all.

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