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A lot of people want to learn Russian. Are you one of them? Have you tried Learn-Russian-in-a-week CD ROMS, boring grammar courses, mind-numbing self study courses? Are you looking for something that is a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Learn Russian without even realising it? A great way to impress your Russian-speaking friends? Look no further. Learn Russian With Jokes - an excellent way for English speakers to practise their Russian. 

It only takes a minute to download the book so very soon you can be reading great jokes like:

“Мама, я могу носить бюстгальтер теперь, когда мне шестнадцать лет?”

“Нет, Дэвид”.

бюстгальтер - a bra

If your Russian is not great, there's a translation on the following page. 

“Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?”

“No, David.”

Learn Russian With Jokes - Cartoons!

There are also great cartoons drawn by the award-winning cartoonist, Ilja Bereznickas.

«Я потерял свою собаку!»

«Разместите объявление в газете».

«Вы с ума сошли? Моя собака не умеет читать!»

Dog reading cartoon

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Learn Russian With Jokes - Audio!

There is now an audio version of Learn Russian With Jokes available on Apple Books. There are two Russians speakers who recorded the material. This is Aigel - with lovely, clear and slow Russian. She recorded all the even-numbered jokes.  

[audio mp3="http://lljb.test/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Russ12.mp3"][/audio]

Учительница начальной школы ехала в автобусе. Она была почти уверена, что узнала человека напротив.

- Простите,- сказала она, - но Вы случайно не отец одного из моих детей?

The second speaker is Michael, a lively speaker who speaks faster than Aigel but still clearly. Michael recorded all the odd-numbered jokes. 

[audio mp3="http://lljb.test/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Russ05.mp3"][/audio]

«Я потерял свою собаку!»

«Разместите объявление в газете».

«Вы с ума сошли? Моя собака не умеет читать!»

Reading and listening at the same time is a great way to expose yourself to around 3500 words of Russian. A great way to improve your knowledge of the language. 

Ready to check out Learn Russian With Jokes? Which version do you need?

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Don't forget, when you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all.

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A lot of people want to learn Russian. Are you one of them? Have you tried Learn-Russian-in-a-week CD ROMS, boring grammar courses, mind-numbing self study courses? Are you looking for something that is a joy to use? Something that will entertain you while you learn? Learn Russian without even realising it? A great way to impress your Russian-speaking friends? Look no further. Learn Russian With Jokes - an excellent way for English speakers to practise their Russian. 

It only takes a minute to download the book so very soon you can be reading great jokes like:

“Мама, я могу носить бюстгальтер теперь, когда мне шестнадцать лет?”

“Нет, Дэвид”.

бюстгальтер - a bra

If your Russian is not great, there's a translation on the following page. 

“Mummy, can I wear a bra now that I'm sixteen?”

“No, David.”

Learn Russian With Jokes - Cartoons!

There are also great cartoons drawn by the award-winning cartoonist, Ilja Bereznickas.

«Я потерял свою собаку!»

«Разместите объявление в газете».

«Вы с ума сошли? Моя собака не умеет читать!»

Dog reading cartoon

объявление, реклама - advertisement

 

Learn Russian With Jokes - Audio!

There is now an audio version of Learn Russian With Jokes available on Apple Books. There are two Russians speakers who recorded the material. This is Aigel - with lovely, clear and slow Russian. She recorded all the even-numbered jokes.  

[audio mp3="http://lljb.test/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Russ12.mp3"][/audio]

Учительница начальной школы ехала в автобусе. Она была почти уверена, что узнала человека напротив.

- Простите,- сказала она, - но Вы случайно не отец одного из моих детей?

The second speaker is Michael, a lively speaker who speaks faster than Aigel but still clearly. Michael recorded all the odd-numbered jokes. 

[audio mp3="http://lljb.test/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Russ05.mp3"][/audio]

«Я потерял свою собаку!»

«Разместите объявление в газете».

«Вы с ума сошли? Моя собака не умеет читать!»

Reading and listening at the same time is a great way to expose yourself to around 3500 words of Russian. A great way to improve your knowledge of the language. 

Ready to check out Learn Russian With Jokes? Which version do you need?

[table id=12 /]

 

Don't forget, when you’re trying to improve your skills in a foreign language, reading is one of the best ways – and reading jokes is probably the best of all.

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