Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català is an excellent way for Catalan people to practise their English – and for foreigners who are trying to learn Catalan. In Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català you can read great jokes like:
“Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory!”
“Mmmm, when did this start?”
“When did what start?”
On the following page you can read a translation:
– Doctor, doctor, estic perdent la memòria!
– Mmmmm, quan va començar?
– Quan va començar què?
or this classic:
“Mummy, I don’t like this meat. Can I give it to the dog?”
“No, dear, that is the dog.”
– Mare, no m’agrada aquesta carn, li puc donar al gos?
– No, rei, això és el gos.
Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català Cartoons
There are lots of great cartoons in the book, all drawn by the award-winning cartoonist Ilja Bereznickas
“I’ve lost my dog!”
“You should put an advertisement in the newspaper.”
“That’s crazy! He can’t read.”
an advertisement – un anunci (We also help you with the difficult words)
– He perdut el meu gos!
– Hauries de posar un anunci al diari.
– Quina bestiesa! No sap llegir.
Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català Quiz!
There are quizzes to test your level of English using jokes.
Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català Audio!
Tim Shoesmith, an English entertainer, has recorded all of the jokes and there is an audio version of Llibre D’acudits Anglès – Català currently available via iTunes. This means that you can hear the jokes while you read them which help you discover how the words are pronounced. For example:
Little boy: (in garden) Excuse me, Mrs Jones, can I have my arrow back, please?
Mrs Jones: Of course, Richard. Where is it?
Little boy: In the side of your cat.
Nen petit (en un jardí): – Perdoni, Sra. Jones, em podria tornar la fletxa?
La senyora Jones: – És clar, Richard, on és?
Nen: – Clavada al gat.
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