Punchline – a quiz for learners of English

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Created on By JKT

Easy English Quiz

Just how good is your English? It's time to find out.

1 / 10

“Doctor, doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!”

2 / 10

Girl: You kiss just like a film star.

Boy: Really?

Girl:

3 / 10

“How do you get four elephants into a mini?”

“I don't know.”

4 / 10

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Of course I love you.

Boy: How long will you love me for?

Girl: I will love you forever.

Boy: How long is forever?

Girl:

5 / 10

6 / 10

Boy : Excuse me teacher, would you punish someone for something they haven't done?

Teacher : Of course not.

Boy :

7 / 10

“Doctor, doctor, everyone says I tell lies!”

8 / 10

“Mummy, why do all fairy tales begin with, 'Once upon a time'?”

“They don't. The ones your father tells always begin with:

9 / 10

Which joke is illustrated in the cartoon?Dog reading cartoon

10 / 10

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