Punchline - a quiz for learners of English

Created on December 08, 2021 By

JKT

Easy English Quiz

Just how good is your English? It's time to find out.

1 / 10

“Doctor, doctor, I only have 59 seconds to live!”

"It’s Brazil."

“Wait a minute, please.”

"Yes, as soon as it stops raining."

“Those are for the other side of the wall.”

2 / 10

Girl: You kiss just like a film star.

Boy: Really?

Girl:

Have you ever tried to kill flies with a television?

Six years old.

They'll be ready on Thursday.

Yes, Lassie.

3 / 10

“How do you get four elephants into a mini?”

“I don't know.”

“One is red and one is grey.”

“Two in the front and two in the back.”

"He was colour-blind."

"Don't wear my clothes again."

4 / 10

Boy: Do you love me?

Girl: Of course I love you.

Boy: How long will you love me for?

Girl: I will love you forever.

Boy: How long is forever?

Girl:

No, finding half a worm in your apple.

About a week.

Don't walk on the water while I'm fishing!

This one works... This one works... This one works...

5 / 10

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"Or perhaps it was the washing machine he didn't like."

“Good grief!” said the other. “I was going to say that!”

"Yes, he bores me as well."

"I’m not allowed on the couch.”

6 / 10

Boy : Excuse me teacher, would you punish someone for something they haven't done?

Teacher : Of course not.

Boy :

I think he lives in our bathroom.

No, dear, that is the dog.

Good, I haven't done my homework.

I don't believe you.

7 / 10

“Doctor, doctor, everyone says I tell lies!”

“I don't believe you.”

“Well,” said the man. “If she dies, she dies.”

“Sorry, mate. My name's Saint Peter.”

"That's crazy! He can't read."

8 / 10

“Mummy, why do all fairy tales begin with, 'Once upon a time'?”

“They don't. The ones your father tells always begin with:

I had to work late at the office...

Well spring over there and get me a bottle of wine...

I think I ought to get another cockerel...

I use toilet paper...

9 / 10

Which joke is illustrated in the cartoon?

I don't care what your name is. Don't walk on the water while I'm fishing!

A primary school teacher was sitting on a bus. She was fairly sure that she recognised the man opposite her. “Excuse me,” she said, “but are you the father of one of my children?”

“Mummy, I don't like this meat. Can I give it to the dog?” “No, dear, that is the dog.”

Headmaster: I've lost my dog! Friend: You should put an advertisement in the newspaper. Headmaster: That's crazy! He can't read.

10 / 10

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Well spring over there and get me a bottle of wine.

I think I ought to get another cockerel.

Good, I haven't done my homework.

I use toilet paper...

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Punchline – a quiz for learners of English